Effective Date: 3-15-25
Welcome to 315 Hat Co. Your privacy matters to us, and we’re committed to being upfront about how we collect, use, and protect your information. Below is everything you need to know—but let’s be honest, if you’re seeing different details in another timeline, that’s beyond our control. 👀
1. Information We Collect
When you interact with our site, we may collect:
Personal Information: Name, email, shipping/billing address, and payment details when you make a purchase.
Browsing Data: IP address, device type, and browsing behavior to improve our website experience.
User-Generated Content: If you tag us, leave a review, or post using #315HatCo, we may feature your content (you know, in this reality).
2. How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
Process your orders and get your gear to you ASAP.
Improve and personalize your shopping experience.
Send you updates, promotions, and possibly classified information.
Prevent fraud, security risks, and, in extreme cases, Mandela Effect distortions.
3. Do We Share Your Information?
We don’t sell your personal info. However, we may share limited data with:
Trusted third-party services (e.g., payment processors, shipping providers) to fulfill your orders.
Marketing partners to show you ads about your favorite brand (ours, obviously).
Law enforcement—but only if legally required (or if they’re onto us about the 315 Blackout conspiracy).
4. Your Choices & Rights
Opt-Out: You can unsubscribe from emails anytime—though we can’t guarantee you won’t get messages from another timeline.
Data Access & Deletion: Want to see what data we have on you? Need it wiped from existence? Contact us.
Cookies & Tracking: We use cookies to improve site performance and track visits. You can disable cookies, but we can’t promise your reality won’t glitch a little.
5. Security Measures
We take your privacy seriously and use industry-standard encryption and security protocols to protect your information. If any unexplained data anomalies occur, rest assured, we’ll investigate… unless, of course, it’s something beyond our control. 👀
6. Changes to This Policy
If we update this policy, we’ll post changes here. If things seem… different the next time you read this, just know: it was always this way. 😉
7. Contact Us
Got questions? Need assistance? Want to report a glitch in the system? 📧 Email: [email protected]
📍 Address: Somewhere out there..
We appreciate you trusting 315 Hat Co. with your data—at least, in this version of reality. Stay bold. Stay aware. Stay stylish. 🔥