Effective Date: 3-15-25

Welcome to 315 Hat Co. By accessing or using our website, purchasing our products, or engaging with our content, you agree to the following terms. If something feels different the next time you read this, don’t worry—it’s always been this way. 😉

1. Acceptance of Terms

By visiting our site, making a purchase, or interacting with our brand, you agree to these Terms of Service (even if you swear they were different last time). If you disagree, kindly exit this timeline immediately.

2. Products & Orders

  • Availability: Products may sell out, and some may never have existed at all. We reserve the right to discontinue items or alter descriptions at any time.

  • Pricing: Prices are subject to change, possibly even in real-time—who’s to say?

  • Orders: Once you place an order, we’ll do our best to get it to you. If your package mysteriously vanishes, however, please report it to us… and possibly to local paranormal authorities.

  • Cancellations: We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders that raise suspicion, like bulk purchases of tinfoil hats.

3. Shipping & Delivery

  • We ship our products as quickly as possible, but we are not responsible for time loops, alternate dimension interference, or the Bermuda Triangle.

  • Delivery estimates are just that—estimates. If your order arrives before you placed it, congratulations, you’ve cracked the code.

  • Customers are responsible for providing accurate shipping details. If your order ends up at an undisclosed government facility, that’s on you.

4. Returns & Refunds

  • Due to the nature of custom printed apparel we do not accept returns.

  • Custom orders are final sale—especially if they feature information deemed classified.

5. Intellectual Property

  • Our designs, logos, and branding belong to 315 Hat Co. Please don’t steal them or claim you “remember them differently.”

  • If you’d like to feature our products or collaborate, contact us first. Unauthorized use of our materials may result in reality distortion.

6. User Conduct

  • Be cool. Respect our brand, our community, and the fine art of False Advertising.

  • Do not attempt to alter, hack, or manipulate our website unless you have clearance from The Powers That Be.

  • If you post or share content related to 315 Hat Co., we may feature it—unless, of course, it disappears mysteriously.

7. Limitation of Liability

  • We are not responsible for any loss of reality, unexplained phenomena, or sudden existential crises resulting from engaging with our brand.

  • While we strive for accuracy, we make no guarantees that the information on this site exists in all timelines.

  • In no event shall 315 Hat Co. be liable for more than the cost of your original purchase—unless alternate currency has been introduced.

8. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to update these Terms whenever we feel like it. If the rules suddenly seem different, just know: this is how they’ve always been.

9. Contact Us

If you have questions about these Terms, want to report a glitch, or need clarification on an alternate history, reach out to us:
📧 Email: [email protected]
📍 Address: Somewhere out there…

By continuing to use this site, you acknowledge that reality is flexible and that you accept these Terms in this version of existence. Stay bold. Stay skeptical. Stay stylish. 🔥